For three weeks, I disappeared off the face of DA (owing to this annoying thing called a Real Life). And for that, the Internet was a better place.

However, being downright Azn (a.k.a. cheap), I realised that every day spent NOT on DA was a waste of my subscription, the cost of which could have bought me a prostitute in a third world country. That I wouldn't have used for myself of course, since I'm totally selfless and all that jazz. Instead, I would have donated her services to my BFF because God seems to enjoy shitting all over his love life:



By the way, FACEBOOK DOES NOT LIE.
Therefore, if you are decent looking and above, and find attractive, you are in denial.


Back to Life and Other Things - the following are a couple of epiphanies I have encountered over the last month.

1. I am absolute shit with resolutions. On this year's list, there were items such as "I will stop using vulgarities" and "I will try not to lose my temper and/or choke a bitch on public transport", both of which I have broken within the first 0.00023 seconds of 2009. Also stated was "I will attempt to quit cosplay for REELZ", which has obviously gone down the drain owing to horrible people like *unlimystic, ~13-Zer0 and =ZuZuMoo for egging me on. In fact, one of my upcoming plans includes An Cafe/J-rock cosplay, and I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THE BAND. This is how it happened:

*unlimystic: Dude, cosplay Bou from An Cafe with me.
Me: Who, what?
*unlimystic: [Sends picture over MSN]
My rational mind: Holy mother of unicorn vomit, what the SHIT is that?!
My penis: Anything for you, O Rapeworthy Cosplay Messiah.

So yeah, catch us at the upcoming Streetfest, in which I attempt to look like a dude who's trying to look like a chick. Right.


2. Hamsters are tasty.



3. I used to think that I totally detested children. But being a teacher has changed all that. Now I love kids, whenever I get to make them cry.
+ + =
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(I hope my boss doesn't read this).